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Monday, January 25, 2016

PERFUMERY SUDDENLY

And suddenly I wanted to be the perfume guy.  The one that sells perfumes, scents and something to smell hmmm sweet , and nosecandy.  No, not that kind.  No, no, it's not what you think.  Something that smells hmmm scary, the scent that scares the shit out of your noses.  You won't know which smell I am referring to.  I won't let you know.  The online community needs to sell something to smell from their screens, something promotional, something free that sometimes come out off little papercuts whiffed around and round and to everyone.  Take a whiff off this.  Hey you, take a whiff out of this nonsense smell, scentless, and scentful, sinful or senseless.  Something that comes in bottles, and sprayed all over somebody's glands, pores and asses.  Gas, farts and the louder kinds.  Those that sometimes were given involuntarily or in haste and could last over five seconds.  Hey again "Who farted?"

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